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4.15.2010
Uruk-Hai
In case you don't know what an Uruk-Hai looks like, here is one for your enjoyment.
HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! IM TAKING HIM ON A DATE TONIGHT!!!
ReplyDeletenope i got him first. im taken him to mcdonalds because subway is pricey
ReplyDeletewell im awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteno your not dude dont lie
ReplyDeletewell, you drive around in your mom's ride!!
ReplyDeletequarter of my life gone by
ReplyDeletebut i met all my friends online
ReplyDeleteand i will run away from a brawl
ReplyDeleteThe two of you are wrong I meet him first online so get lost he is mine.
ReplyDeleteno voicemail no body calls
ReplyDeleteand i talk to myself on my facebook wall
ReplyDeleteyo who is you chris! ya well sam.. i got the swagger of a cripple
ReplyDeletelittle biceps gettin fatter in the middle
ReplyDeleteyeah well my eye brow is plucked and i just asked my mom if i could barrow 10 bucks
ReplyDeleteshes like for what
ReplyDeleteurk-hai... my suite's untailored, rington taylow swift
ReplyDeletecant tweet on my twitter cause i havent done... crap
ReplyDeletei'm cornier than ethynol
ReplyDeletecheesier than provolone
ReplyDeletei aint even the bomb in maine!
ReplyDeleteon my game and only about as cool as john mccain
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